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<title><![CDATA[Swine Flu - Precautionary measures]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=MzM2</link>
<description><![CDATA[You can take the doctor&acirc;€™s office approach. Think about it, when you go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol.. Why? Because alcohol kills germs. ...]]></description>
<pubDate>07 Aug 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Prove that 2/10=2]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=MzM1</link>
<description><![CDATA[Prove that 2/10=2

Ans : Normal college students insist Question is &quot;OUT of Syllabus&quot;.

but

Engineering Students replied:

2=two,
10=ten.

therefore          Two/Ten = Two/Ten = ...]]></description>
<pubDate>07 Aug 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Nandan Nilekani can do it.....Fully integrated ID card system in India]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=Mjcz</link>
<description><![CDATA[Operator : &quot;Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your...&quot;

Customer: &quot;Heloo, can I order..&quot;

Operator : &quot;Can I have your multi purpose ID card number first, ...]]></description>
<pubDate>23 Jul 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Didi Pranab ka Guftugu]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=MjUw</link>
<description><![CDATA[Didi ki Zabani.....Pranab ki Sunani. Ea Raj kisi ko na Kahena.]]></description>
<pubDate>01 Jul 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Political party symbols]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=MjM1</link>
<description><![CDATA[Q: Why is Samajwadi Party's symbol ' Cycle'?
A: Because after ban on English and use of computers, that's all we'll be able to afford

Q: Why is Congress symbol 'Hand'?
A: To remind Indians that ...]]></description>
<pubDate>18 Jun 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[lalu alu]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=MjA0</link>
<description><![CDATA[lalu ji samose may to alu hai magar aap kaha hai bihar may?]]></description>
<pubDate>21 May 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Indian Political Maths]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=MjAx</link>
<description><![CDATA[An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the

senator invited him home for dinner, the  minister was very impressed

by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly ...]]></description>
<pubDate>20 May 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Lalo Prasad Yadav and Ram Vilas Paswan behave in Delhi and in Bihar]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=MTk5</link>
<description><![CDATA[Seat sharing talks between Railway Minister Lalo Prasad Yadav and Congress failed. This cartoon shows how Lalo Prasad Yadav and Ram Vilas Paswan behave in Delhi and in Bihar.]]></description>
<pubDate>19 May 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[BJP is confused]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=MTk3</link>
<description><![CDATA[In the BJP rally in UP the party president
god confused and said that NDA's rule between 1999-2004 was full of corruption and the UPA's  rule was free from corruptions.He told it in the other way ...]]></description>
<pubDate>16 May 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[santasingh]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=MTg4</link>
<description><![CDATA[SANTASINGH IS READY TO WAIT FOR
 ONE YEAR TO MARRY A LADY WHO IS
ONE YEAR ELDER THAN HIM AT PRESENT.BRAVO,SANTASINGH.]]></description>
<pubDate>08 May 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[bujhta hua chirag......]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=MTg0</link>
<description><![CDATA[election 2009]]></description>
<pubDate>07 May 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[We welcome you to our party!]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=MTgy</link>
<description><![CDATA[We welcome you to our party! ... By the way, I don&acirc;€™t remember when you left our party in the past!]]></description>
<pubDate>06 May 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Husband and wife]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=MTgw</link>
<description><![CDATA[Wife was teaching Grammar
Wife: 'I am Beautiful' ,which tense is this?









Husband : past tense]]></description>
<pubDate>05 May 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The strong MARD]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=MTc1</link>
<description><![CDATA[Doctor Manmohan Singh:   I am a .....ST..STR.......STRONG Prime Minister.......................................................
...............and....and I have Madame Soniaji's permission to say ...]]></description>
<pubDate>01 May 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Sachin's shots]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=MTc0</link>
<description><![CDATA[Q: Why did Sachin Tendulkar play sweep shots instead of his favourite straight drives of full length deliveries after having 5 pegs of Beer?

A: Because he believed in the adage &quot;Dont drink ...]]></description>
<pubDate>30 Apr 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The strong MARD]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=MTY5</link>
<description><![CDATA[Doctor Manmohan Singh:   I am a .....ST..STR.......STRONG Prime Minister.......................................................
...............and....and I have Madame Soniaji's permission to say ...]]></description>
<pubDate>29 Apr 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[IPL now is SAPL (south african premier league)]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=MTY4</link>
<description><![CDATA[Fan 1:  Why could not the Congress Government provide security to IPL ?

Fan 2:  Because all its security and energy is being used to protect Afzal Guru]]></description>
<pubDate>29 Apr 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Laugh Purush]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=MTU1</link>
<description><![CDATA[Lau(g)h Purush]]></description>
<pubDate>20 Apr 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[sHER-E-pUNJAAB?!?!?!]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=MTU0</link>
<description><![CDATA[sHER-E-pUNJAAB?!?!?!]]></description>
<pubDate>20 Apr 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[CEC CHAWLA]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=MTUz</link>
<description><![CDATA[NOW CHAWLA NEW CEC]]></description>
<pubDate>20 Apr 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[GHOSHNA PATRA]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=MTUy</link>
<description><![CDATA[WHAT IS NEW ?]]></description>
<pubDate>20 Apr 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[P M CANDIDATE]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=MTUx</link>
<description><![CDATA[I HAVE MADOM]]></description>
<pubDate>20 Apr 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[MANDIR MASJID]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=MTQ5</link>
<description><![CDATA[TUMAHRE PASS KYA HAI?]]></description>
<pubDate>20 Apr 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Cause of Divorce according to Lalooji.....]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=MTQ3</link>
<description><![CDATA[A reporter asked Laloo &acirc;€œWhat is the main reason for divorce?&acirc;€
Laloo replies &acirc;€œMarriage&acirc;€.]]></description>
<pubDate>18 Apr 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Thats the way it is done..........]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=MTQ2</link>
<description><![CDATA[Laloo enters a shop and shouts, &acirc;€œWhere&acirc;€™s my free gift with this
oil?&acirc;€
Shopkeeper - &acirc;€œIske Saath koi Gift nahin hai, Lalooji&acirc;€
Laloo -  Ispe likha hai ...]]></description>
<pubDate>18 Apr 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Laloo Mania]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=MTI5</link>
<description><![CDATA[JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."
The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."]]></description>
<pubDate>10 Apr 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Party Head Quarters......... IPL advisers and planners!]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=OTA=</link>
<description><![CDATA[Party HQ:

... To make our party more popular and financially sound, we must go in for IPL advisers and planners!]]></description>
<pubDate>01 Apr 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[De-Mock-Eracy]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=ODk=</link>
<description><![CDATA[Mockery of Democracy in real sense can only be seen in India!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]></description>
<pubDate>01 Apr 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Public View of Politics in the Classroom]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=ODc=</link>
<description><![CDATA[The older Americans are, and the less time they have spent on a college campus, the more likely they are to believe that professors are politically biased.]]></description>
<pubDate>31 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor i]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=ODY=</link>
<description><![CDATA[Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.â€]]></description>
<pubDate>31 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Forgiveness ought to be]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=ODU=</link>
<description><![CDATA[I can forgive, but I cannot forget, is only another way of saying, I will not forgive. Forgiveness ought to be like a cancelled note - torn in two, and burned up, so that it never can be shown against]]></description>
<pubDate>31 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Whitney Brown]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=ODQ=</link>
<description><![CDATA[I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.]]></description>
<pubDate>31 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[A joke is a very serious thing.]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=ODM=</link>
<description><![CDATA[A joke is a very serious thing. 
Vote on this Quote:

Bad  Good]]></description>
<pubDate>31 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Agriculture related things are increasing price, luxurious]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=ODI=</link>
<description><![CDATA[Agriculture related things are increasing price, luxurious]]></description>
<pubDate>31 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Ramvilas Paswan, Minister in UPA Govt. interoducing his sons in Indian Politics]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=ODE=</link>
<description><![CDATA[Ramvilas Paswan, Minister in UPA Govt. interoducing his sons in Indian Politics]]></description>
<pubDate>31 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Mulayam-Amar-Amit]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=ODA=</link>
<description><![CDATA[Mulayam-Amar-Amit in a hanging garden]]></description>
<pubDate>31 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Vikas (Development)-Left, Gujrat-Bottom Right]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=Nzk=</link>
<description><![CDATA[Vikas (Development)-Left, Gujrat-Bottom Right]]></description>
<pubDate>31 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Narendra Modi suffering in politics]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=Nzg=</link>
<description><![CDATA[Narendra Modi suffering in politics]]></description>
<pubDate>31 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Manmohan Singh after China Yatra]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=Nzc=</link>
<description><![CDATA[Manmohan Singh after China Yatra
Nuclear-Vaam]]></description>
<pubDate>31 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Afganistan Terrorist School]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=NzY=</link>
<description><![CDATA[Afganistan Terrorist School]]></description>
<pubDate>31 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Call to Billclinton]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=NzU=</link>
<description><![CDATA[Call to Billclinton]]></description>
<pubDate>31 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[puppy Love]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=NzQ=</link>
<description><![CDATA[puppy Love]]></description>
<pubDate>31 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[BJPâ€™s reply to Congress Jai Ho Campaign]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=NzI=</link>
<description><![CDATA[Aaja aaja voter is jhanse ke tale, aaja aaja jhoote moothe vade ke tale .. Bhay ho bhook ho.
Ratti ratti sachi hamne jaan ganvai, bhooke pet jaag jaag raat bitayi, mandi ki maar mein naukri ganva di]]></description>
<pubDate>30 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[3 Boys Saved Bill Clinton's Life]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=NzE=</link>
<description><![CDATA[Three kids were walking down a dirt path in the forest. One of
the kids sees Bill Clinton drowing. The three boys save Bill
Clinton. Bill Clinton is so pleased that they saved his life he
decided ...]]></description>
<pubDate>30 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Joke of the Week]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=NzA=</link>
<description><![CDATA[Here is an update on all that health stuff we keep hearing about!!!!!!

Q.  I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

    A: Your heart is only good for so many ...]]></description>
<pubDate>30 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Funny Site of the Day]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=Njk=</link>
<description><![CDATA[Laughing at the Internet since 1998, About Humor's relentless parade of parody, jokes, and toys serves cool comedy destinations from the Web for your perusal and giggles. (External Web sites may disco]]></description>
<pubDate>30 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Mistakes on a resume]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=NjI=</link>
<description><![CDATA[These are from actual resumes:

"Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs.

"I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them know of my immediate]]></description>
<pubDate>29 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[India and Pakistan conflict was successfully solved by our own Lalu ji]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=NTg=</link>
<description><![CDATA[India and Pakistan conflict was successfully solved by our own Lalu ji:

During a meeting with the President of Pakistan, Lalo ji told him that since u want Kashmir to be annexed to your country, ...]]></description>
<pubDate>27 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Once Laalu jee went to an Indian restaurant IN USA]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=NTc=</link>
<description><![CDATA[Once Laalu jee went to an Indian restaurant IN USA

he read the Menu
all entrees come with Naan

garbanzo=19.00 $ PP
kidney beans+12 $ etc
Too expensive he thaught!

then he saw

Daal (Fat ...]]></description>
<pubDate>27 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Oscar is as much Indian as our beloved SoniaJi is!!!!]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=NTQ=</link>
<description><![CDATA[Oscar is as much Indian as our beloved SoniaJi is!!!!]]></description>
<pubDate>27 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[iMPACT oF rECESSION]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=NTM=</link>
<description><![CDATA[Sri Lankan cricket team bus attacked by rICKSHAW tERRORISTS as it was driven to Gaddafi Stadium in Lahore, Pakistan.

iMPACT oF rECESSION

Ufffffffffffffff]]></description>
<pubDate>27 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Mayawati came to Laluâ€™s house]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=NTA=</link>
<description><![CDATA[Mayawati came to Laluâ€™s house with a goat

Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho?
Maya : Dikhta nahi, goatwa hai.
Lalu : Hum goatwa se hi puch raha hu!!!]]></description>
<pubDate>26 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=NDk=</link>
<description><![CDATA[Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft

Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply:

"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

We are sorry to intimate you that you do not ...]]></description>
<pubDate>26 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[[Hindi Lingo] ~Murde ki jaan, Khatre me!~]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=NDI=</link>
<description><![CDATA[Ah!

Corpse's life in Danger!!!!


The Old woman died when she was in her teens!!!!!!!]]></description>
<pubDate>23 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Indian Election Application Form]]></title>
<link>http://www.engageindia.com/joke-details.php?jokeId=MzQ=</link>
<description><![CDATA[1. Name of Candidate : _______________________

2. Present Address
(i) Name of Jail : _______________________
(ii) Cell Number : _______________________

3. Political Party : ...]]></description>
<pubDate>21 Mar 2009</pubDate>
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